Create-A-Mate

Mankind is destroying life on this planet. Only through direct genetic modification can we preserve intelligent life forms.

Dr. JohnnyWow!’s Create-A-Mate program features genetic enhancement and DNA diversity. It will provide alternatives to dreary repetitive interaction with the present limitation of merely seven sexes. Hybrid technology can increase your mileage pleasure. Sign up now, be an Early Adaptor of the new possibilities for constructive ambiguity.

Unimaginable pleasures that were previously unavailable can be yours.

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Access is restricted to the Good, the Giving, and the Game.

Arizona State Law recently passed forbids:

“creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by any means other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm.”